...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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