We're facebook friends in real life
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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