so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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