I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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