it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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