Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
it's like heaven, but drunker
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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