did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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