how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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