I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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