It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
Randomize
