I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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