You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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