Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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