new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
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