She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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