he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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