Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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