am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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