The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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