she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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