I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
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