just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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