So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Send help, water and tortillas.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
Randomize