her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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