Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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