I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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