We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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