How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
How's work?
Spinning.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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