Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
he told me I talked like a deaf person
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
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