ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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