i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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