So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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