PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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