do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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