normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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