doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I just barfed on his mom.
You told him you were too drunk to meet his parents. Totally his fault.
The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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