I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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