so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
I'm like, not good at living.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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