We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
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