if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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