Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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