Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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