I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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