I don't remember. Are we still dating?
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
false alarm, still single
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