There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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