even my farts smell like vagina
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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