Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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