i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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