Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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