I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
My vagina is very pro this idea
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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