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Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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