I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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