so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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